Can’t get enough of the Pimco soap opera:
“Sources also told the Journal that Gross referred to himself as “Secretariat,” the legendary racehorse. The article also said that Gross doesn’t like his traders making eye contact or speaking with him.”
Make like Gross and peruse the following list of Derby winners back to my birth year and choose a new name to use at your workplace. I’m torn between Charismatic, Majestic Prince, and Decidedly.
Kentucky Derby winners
| 2014 |
California Chrome |
Victor Espinoza |
Art Sherman |
Steve Coburn & Perry Martin |
2:03.66 |
| 2013 |
Orb |
Joel Rosario |
Claude McGaughey III |
Stuart S. Janney III & Phipps Stable |
2:02.89 |
| 2012 |
I’ll Have Another |
Mario Gutierrez |
Doug O’Neill |
J. Paul Reddam |
2:01.83 |
| 2011 |
Animal Kingdom |
John Velazquez |
H. Graham Motion |
Team Valor |
2:02.04 |
| 2010 |
Super Saver |
Calvin Borel |
Todd Pletcher |
WinStar Farm |
2:04.45 |
| 2009 |
Mine That Bird |
Calvin Borel |
Bennie L. Woolley, Jr. |
Double Eagle Ranch et al. |
2:02.66 |
| 2008 |
Big Brown |
Kent Desormeaux |
Richard E. Dutrow, Jr. |
IEAH Stables / P. Pompa |
2:01.82 |
| 2007 |
Street Sense |
Calvin Borel |
Carl Nafzger |
James B. Tafel |
2:02.17 |
| 2006 |
Barbaro |
Edgar Prado |
Michael R. Matz |
Lael Stables |
2:01.36 |
| 2005 |
Giacomo |
Mike E. Smith |
John Shirreffs |
Jerry & Ann Moss |
2:02.75 |
| 2004 |
Smarty Jones |
Stewart Elliott |
John Servis |
Someday Farm |
2:04.06 |
| 2003 |
Funny Cide |
Jose Santos |
Barclay Tagg |
Sackatoga Stable |
2:01.19 |
| 2002 |
War Emblem |
Victor Espinoza |
Bob Baffert |
Thoroughbred Corp. |
2:01.13 |
| 2001 |
Monarchos |
Jorge F. Chavez |
John T. Ward, Jr. |
John C. Oxley |
1:59.97 |
| 2000 |
Fusaichi Pegasus |
Kent Desormeaux |
Neil Drysdale |
Fusao Sekiguchi |
2:01.00 |
| 1999 |
Charismatic |
Chris Antley |
D. Wayne Lukas |
Bob & Beverly Lewis |
2:03.20 |
| 1998 |
Real Quiet |
Kent Desormeaux |
Bob Baffert |
Michael E. Pegram |
2:02.20 |
| 1997 |
Silver Charm |
Gary Stevens |
Bob Baffert |
Bob & Beverly Lewis |
2:02.40 |
| 1996 |
Grindstone |
Jerry Bailey |
D. Wayne Lukas |
Overbrook Farm |
2:01.00 |
| 1995 |
Thunder Gulch |
Gary Stevens |
D. Wayne Lukas† |
Michael Tabor |
2:01.20 |
| 1994 |
Go for Gin |
Chris McCarron |
Nick Zito |
Condren & Cornacchia |
2:03.60 |
| 1993 |
Sea Hero |
Jerry Bailey |
MacKenzie Miller |
Rokeby Stables |
2:02.40 |
| 1992 |
Lil E. Tee |
Pat Day |
Lynn S. Whiting |
W. Cal Partee |
2:03.00 |
| 1991 |
Strike the Gold |
Chris Antley |
Nick Zito |
BCC Stable |
2:03.00 |
| 1990 |
Unbridled |
Craig Perret |
Carl Nafzger |
Frances A. Genter |
2:02.00 |
| 1989 |
Sunday Silence |
Pat Valenzuela |
Charlie Whittingham |
H-G-W Partners |
2:05.00 |
| 1988 |
Winning Colors ‡ |
Gary Stevens |
D. Wayne Lukas |
Eugene V. Klein |
2:02.20 |
| 1987 |
Alysheba |
Chris McCarron |
Jack Van Berg |
D. & P. Scharbauer |
2:03.40 |
| 1986 |
Ferdinand |
Bill Shoemaker |
Charlie Whittingham |
Elizabeth A. Keck |
2:02.80 |
| 1985 |
Spend A Buck |
Angel Cordero, Jr. |
Cam Gambolati |
Dennis Diaz |
2:00.20 |
| 1984 |
Swale |
Laffit Pincay, Jr. |
Woody Stephens |
Claiborne Farm |
2:02.40 |
| 1983 |
Sunny’s Halo |
Eddie Delahoussaye |
David C. Cross, Jr. |
D. J. Foster Stable |
2:02.20 |
| 1982 |
Gato Del Sol |
Eddie Delahoussaye |
Edwin J. Gregson |
Hancock & Peters |
2:02.40 |
| 1981 |
Pleasant Colony |
Jorge Velasquez |
John P. Campo |
Buckland Farm |
2:02.00 |
| 1980 |
Genuine Risk ‡ |
Jacinto Vasquez |
LeRoy Jolley |
Diana M. Firestone |
2:02.00 |
| 1979 |
Spectacular Bid |
Ronnie Franklin |
Bud Delp |
Hawksworth Farm |
2:02.40 |
| 1978 |
Affirmed † |
Steve Cauthen |
Laz Barrera |
Harbor View Farm |
2:01.20 |
| 1977 |
Seattle Slew † |
Jean Cruguet |
William H. Turner, Jr. |
Karen L. Taylor |
2:02.20 |
| 1976 |
Bold Forbes |
Angel Cordero, Jr. |
Laz Barrera |
E. Rodriguez Tizol |
2:01.60 |
| 1975 |
Foolish Pleasure |
Jacinto Vasquez |
LeRoy Jolley |
John L. Greer |
2:02.00 |
| 1974 |
Cannonade |
Angel Cordero, Jr. |
Woody Stephens |
John M. Olin |
2:04.00 |
| 1973 |
Secretariat † |
Ron Turcotte |
Lucien Laurin |
Meadow Stable |
1:59.40 |
| 1972 |
Riva Ridge |
Ron Turcotte |
Lucien Laurin |
Meadow Stud |
2:01.80 |
| 1971 |
Canonero II |
Gustavo Avila |
Juan Arias |
Edgar Caibett |
2:03.20 |
| 1970 |
Dust Commander |
Mike Manganello |
Don Combs |
Robert E. Lehmann |
2:03.40 |
| 1969 |
Majestic Prince |
Bill Hartack |
Johnny Longden |
Frank M. McMahon |
2:01.80 |
| 1968* |
Forward Pass |
Ismael Valenzuela |
Henry Forrest |
Calumet Farm |
2:02.20 |
| 1967 |
Proud Clarion |
Bobby Ussery |
Loyd Gentry, Jr. |
Darby Dan Farm |
2:00.60 |
| 1966 |
Kauai King |
Don Brumfield |
Henry Forrest |
Ford Stable |
2:02.00 |
| 1965 |
Lucky Debonair |
Bill Shoemaker |
Frank Catrone |
Ada L. Rice |
2:01.20 |
| 1964 |
Northern Dancer |
Bill Hartack |
Horatio Luro |
Windfields Farm |
2:00.00 |
| 1963 |
Chateaugay |
Braulio Baeza |
James P. Conway |
Darby Dan Farm |
2:01.80 |
| 1962 |
Decidedly |
Bill Hartack |
Horatio Luro |
El Peco Ranch |
2:00.40 |
I rather like Genuine Risk or Northern Dancer for myself…
Excellent choices. Now all you have to do is keep your students from looking at you and talking to you.