1) Andre Aggasi revels in next calling. Admirable, but when it comes to the academic achievement gap, no amount of $ can compensate for outside of school factors including wide disparities in family resources and resolve.

2) Our world “infrastructure quality” ranking? We’re number. . . 23! Someone fill Michel Medved in.

3) White collar crime like this never makes the local evening news. Consequently, many conclude poorer darker people are more prone to crime. Honest people end up subsidizing the insurance premiums of dishonest people.

4) Heavy metal disability. U.S. anti-Scandinavian conservatives will eat this story up. Although I’m pro-Scandinavia, I have to admit, it is laughable. Thanks to Marcela V and Tyler C.

5) Shit. I’ve been trying off and on for 44 years. Now this six year-old girl has one more ace than me.