Trump, “I Said Would Instead of Wouldn’t”

More on the dystopian novel we’re trapped in here.

“President Donald Trump said on Tuesday he meant the opposite when he said he didn’t see why Russia would have interfered in the 2016 U.S. elections. ‘The sentence should’ve been: ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia’.”

Cue the Twitter comedians:

• I obviously meant to shout “I DON’T OBJECT” sorry that I ruined your wedding.

• I mean, I might have ruined it, or I might not have. It was probably your fault for inviting me to the wedding. Both sides are to blame.

• I meant to say “It is NOT safe to cross” which I can see now might have made a big difference.

• I also meant I want to build a MALL between the US and Mexico.

 

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