Last night at Vic’s Pizzeria, while I waited for The Good Wife to bus her dishes, I read a flyer announcing some kind of Trail Celebration. I was intrigued but wasn’t sure if it was a trail run or something else altogether. When I saw the event took place on November 12th, four days earlier, I gave up trying to make sense of it.
Granted, compared to electing a celebrity buffoon President, dated flyers may not inspire much outrage, but this is an underappreciated scourge. I probably feel this way because college campuses are littered with announcements about foreign films, guest lectures, job fairs, and celebrity buffoon President protests that took place yesterday, last week, or three months ago. And litter is the operative word, especially for my minimalist friends and me. You can’t look anywhere without being bombarded by yesterday’s news.
Which begs the question, in this digital age, why are we still felling trees to announce trail celebrations and foreign films? Why haven’t the techies created affordable digital bulletin boards with EXPIRATION DATES attached to each announcement. So the foreign film announcement disappears at the exact time and day at which it’s shown. Is that asking too much?
So says the guy who bought a new car with an internal combustion engine only–no hybrid, no plug-in hybrid, or god forbid a battery electric vehicle!
I resemble that!
I’m 100% with you on this concept. However, your first sentence begs the question – “What are you doing taking the The Good Wife to a pizzeria where she busses her own dishes and, furthermore, why weren’t YOU doing it to help her out?”
1) I’m a cheap bastard. 2) Builds character.
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