Thank you Sweden for making an electric hydrofoil boat for me. The Candela C8.

“You don’t feel the waves hitting the hull, it’s silent and you’re unaffected by the sea state, so it’s a bit like merging flying and boating. It’s a very magical feeling.”

You had me at “you don’t feel the waves”!

And at only $330,000, I’ll won’t feel any oligarch yacht hostility either. Win, win.