THIS is the example to use when teaching alliteration in fourth or fifth grade.

Verne Lundquist, 83 year old sportscaster extraordinaire, who just called his last Masters, exited at the top of his game. I forget which player it was that was getting chewed up by the Augusta, Georgia winds and glassy greens. Not holding back, Lundquist said, “The wheels aren’t just falling off, the rims are too.”

Postscript: More alliteration. This morning, as the trial gets underway, Trump is said to have scoffed, smirked, and slept.