Best President Ever

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In 250 years, how can it be that no other President has ever thought to give everyone $5,000?! I’ve already decided how I’m going to spend my unexpected windfall.

Perfect for teeing it up this fall.
Sticking it to Canada for just over 1% of unexpected windfall. Bargain.
Again, perfect after going low on the golf course this fall.
Regal everyone with how I won the Club Championship. Again.
Eric, whenever I hear him speak, always seems so thoughtful. Five copies.
For DDTTM; for Z; for Coach Smith; for Jeremy Evans; and of course, for myself.

Leaves me $115 for expidited shipping.

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