Driving down Harrison towards the crib the other day I saw a personal plate that immediately made me feel oldy and moldy. “INCNTRL”. There’s only two explanations I thought. The driver just turned 16 or they’re completely delulu. Either way, one sus plate. The slang makes me seem younger, right?!

Saw another one on the way up the Fourth Street Bridge even more recently. “GUDRUN”. Bastard! He should know I’m rehabbing post surgery and can’t run for another few weeks.