Sixty percent correct. To quote Adam Sandler in the Hanukah song, “Not too shabby.”

1A. I will get a lot of texts today from politicians asking for money. 1B. I will grow increasingly annoyed. [I was right. And Colom, knock it off.]

2. That is not a Blue Wave forming on the horizon, it’s a Blue Tsunami. [Right again.]

3A. The Minnesota Gophers will beat the UCLA Bruins Saturday. 3B. Afterwards, following a failed attempt to center himself at Saint Mike’s Adoration Friday morning, DDTTM will send me a snarky, no make that mean text, relishing my misfortune. [Wrong, on both accounts. Such a shellacking, DDTRTM was speechless, or rather, textless. Turns out, DDTRTM, the game is won in the secondary.]

4. Luka will lead the league in scoring this year. [Looking good, putting this in the “right again” column.]

5. The President will graciously accept having lost the House and Senate. He’ll talk smartly about working with Democrats to do right by the American people. [Shockingly, wrong again. No words for him elevating SMiller and now returning to his pathological rigged elections delusion. The next two years are going to leave us seeing a lot more blue in Congress, but also feeling even more blue as his admin spirals downward. Where, one can’t help but wonder, is the bottom?]