I don’t care how it ends, this is a headline you never expect to read—Pope Lashes Out At . . . .
Here are some other improbables.
• Kim Jong-il Apologizes For . . .
• Armstrongs’ Teammates Report He Stubbornly Resisted PEDs
• Mugabe Apologizes For. . .
• Third Cloudless Day in Seattle Area
• Hugo Chavez to Privatize . . .
• Obama Breaks 80
• BP CEO Will Sell Yacht and Give Proceeds to Gulf Residents
• Congress Reaches Consensus On Tax and Spending Bill
• Young Hollywood Star To Enter Seminary
• Tiger Woods Desperately Wants on 2010 Ryder Cup Team