So confusing. Start with the headline, “Seattle Mariners’ Kyle Lewis awarded American League Rookie of the Year in unanimous vote.”
If that’s not disorienting enough, fast forward to this gem:
“The Georgia native is the beginning of what could be a formidable young outfield in Seattle. Jarred Kelenic, who was acquired in a trade with the New York Mets, and Julio Rodriguez are ranked among baseball’s top prospects.”
Have the words “formidable” and “the Seattle Mariners” ever appeared in the same sentence?
I hereby declare these strange times.