How much can a guy take?
Today I watched my daughter beat my personal record in the 500 free. I know the book of parenting states very clearly that parents should celebrate whenever their offspring surpass them.
To which I say bullshit.
After I get this little run over with on Sunday, I will begin my quest to reclaim the family crown. Just in case, please get Lance Armstrong’s pharmacist on the line (that was for you T!).
And yesterday, I watched years of personal economic progress erode in a few hours.
So I guess yesterday I had my assets handed to me and today I had my ass handed to me.
At least a woman was nominated Vice-President.
When I was 12, I taught my best friend to swim breastroke, he beat me the next meet. The next year I taught another friend to play tennis, he proceeded to clobber me the next match. That’s when I knew I had a calling to be a coach!
Don’t get that last line…what kind of consolation is that to you?
Yikes, I was trying to be ironic/sarcastic, but if you didn’t realize that what hope does anyone else have?!