The price of poker is going up, all of 56 cents because this bad boy is $9.86 or $19.72 if you lose the first one shortly after receiving it like yours truly.
I usually drink my green tea latte while traveling north on the I-5 between milepost 107 and Pacific Lutheran University. You, on the other hand, linger in the kitchen and succumb to a matcha powder induced stupor characterized by supernatural serenity. Having self actualized, you spend the first few hours of the day writing down what you’re most thankful for. With this pen, which may be even silkier than my jump shot and putting stroke, you will want to write all day. The gel grip transfixes, so much so, you will chuck your laptop, or desktop, and forego word processing altogether in favor of papyrus.
I will not be surprised if your Uni-ball Jetstream Alph-Gel pen propels you into becoming a famous literary figure, in which case, it will come in handy at your book signings.
And don’t forget these, which you’ll need sooner than you think. Go forth and hand write.