Sane people now know the vast majority of cases are the result of people congregating indoors without masks. I’ll continue to be outdoors or inside with a mask on, but if you want to get the ‘rona, some of our Canadian brothers and sisters are here to help.
Step 1. Go to an indoor spin class with LOTS of other people.
Step 2. Conform to what everyone else does—after clipping into your bike, take your mask off.
Step 3. Lean on the pedals hard for an hour.
Step 4. Wait.
Sentence to ponder from the article.
“Hamilton Public Health Services isn’t calling it a ‘super spreader’ event, but Richardson described it as a large outbreak with lots of transmission.”
That’s the funniest thing I’ll read all day.