What A Relief

Doubling since October, 2025, Elon Musk’s current net worth is approximately $1.2 trillion.

In a The New York Times article today, Adeo Ressi, Musk’s college roommate at the University of Pennsylvania says, “It’s not like he’s planning to leave this in a massive family trust. It’s literally going to be used to make humanity into a multiplanetary species.”

How ’bout you go first Elon.