Trump, on Biden’s 81st birthday, releases doctor’s note that says he’s in ‘excellent’ health.

“Attestations of Trump’s rigor by his doctors have become a genre of their own.

In late December 2015, during his first campaign for the Republican nomination, Trump’s campaign released a glowing letter from the late Dr. Harold N. Bornstein that claimed Trump, a known fast food aficionado who eschewed vigorous exercise, would ‘unequivocally’ be the ‘the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.’

Bornstein later revealed that Trump had dictated the glowing assessment himself, calling it ‘black humor’ and admitting that he had written it in five minutes while a limo sent by the then-candidate waited outside his office.

‘I just made it up as I went along,’ he told CNN in 2018. ‘It’s like the movie ‘Fargo.’ It takes the truth and moves it in a different direction.’

By “different”, Bornstein means laughably false. What the “Elite Strike Force” is to law, Bornstein is to medicine.