Time Warp

And in other news, China was stripped of a bronze medal from the 2000 Sydney Olympics for fielding an underage female gymnast, with the women’s team medal now going to the U.S.

Funny. China built every Olympic venue in less time than it took the IOC to determine the actual age of an athlete.

And this just in, Tour de France officials have determined Bernard Hinault was ridin’ dirty in the 1985 Tour.