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The Slap
While the humble blog doesn’t condone violence, imagine if Ted Cruz went full Will Smith on Donald Trump after Trump criticized his wife’s appearance. It probably woulda swung the election and changed the course of history. Of course, and this is really saying something, maybe not for the better.
Imagine
You’re a Senator. And your constituents are experiencing unprecedented electrical blackouts as a result of an unusual one-two punch of snow and freezing temperatures (and deregulation and blind faith in markets). Many of the people you represent are at 62 hours and counting with no electricity. 36 people have died. What do you do?
The answer is obvious. Fly to Cancun with your family. If you answered differently, you probably aren’t cut out to be a Senator from Texas.
Where the hell is the bottom with Ted?