My Funny Winnipeg Friend

On the SuperBowl:

“I didn’t bother watching most of the Pre-Game stuff. I watched the Half Time show. It featured a Black Canadian, who doesn’t know how to spell his own name. That don’t impress me much.   Trust Me, he ain’t no Shania Twain. ( See what I did there?)

We didn’t get to see all the American SuperBowl commercials, cuz Canadian Broadcast Rules are created by Socialists, bent on going Green, eliminating  cows and coal, and providing Free Health Care to All.”